Wearing a face mask may seem like some stupid left-wing conspiracy theory dreamed up by those damned democrats that restrict your oxygen flow but I’m here today to share 10 surprising ways wearing a mask can improve your health and make you wish you flexed your freedoms to wear a face mask every day!
Read on to learn how wearing a face mask can turn your life around.
1. All-Natural Moisturizer
You know the feeling of soft supple skin you get when in a sauna, hot shower, or other high humidity environments? Well, you can bring that same exfoliating and toxin expelling power to your face every minute of every day.
Wearing a face mask produces a high humidity environment that does wonders for your skin. It gives you all the amazing benefits of a sauna-like reduced redness, clearer skin, and wrinkle reduction, all while carrying on with your day-to-day.
In addition, our bodies contain powerful antibacterials that keep us safe from all the harmful germs we encounter every day. As you breathe, some of those antibacterials get expelled. You can trap them and keep them close to your face with a mask. Don’t let those powerful antibacterials go to waste.
2. Elimination of Those Unsightly Smile and Frown Lines
By covering your face, you do not have to worry about wrinkles. Because your face is covered, it tricks your body into thinking it is in a relaxed state.
This relaxation your face is experiencing causes areas that are traditionally tense and prone to wrinkles a free pass to be relaxed allowing your skin to naturally reset itself. You will notice your smile and frown lines melt away in just days! No need for expensive creams or complicated remedies. Clear up your skin with minimal effort!
3. Mental Health Revitalization
Our lives are filled with taxing events that put a strain on our mental health. How often have you had to fake smile at someone to make them feel validated? Never again with a face mask! Don’t put your body through those needless actions of forcing a smile; keep it cool and collected all day long while wearing a mask.
No longer will you need to smile at your boss’ dumbass jokes. Just squint your eyes and call it a day.
4. Jaw Line Enhancer
In the same way that shapewear or yoga pants make you look amazing and fit, face masks can help make your face look fit! They fit snuggly around your face creating a strong jawline that is very attractive. Wearing a mask all day can also help reduce a double chin by creating friction against your chin that melts away under chin fat.
5. Prevent Dust and Pathogen Inhalation
You’ve been wiping up these pathogens and dust mites from your floors and furniture for decades with your advanced Swiffers and vacuums with HEPA filters. Bring this protection straight to your face to keep yourself safe when in an environment you haven’t cleaned recently.
6. Reduce the Likelihood of Developing Skin Cancer
Several prestigious universities have conducted studies saying a face covering can reduce the likelihood and even prevent you from contracting skin cancer through the harmful UV rays of the sun.
For added sun protection look for face masks that are made out of high-performance UV blocking fabric. Easy sun protection without the greasy feeling of sunscreen!
7. Stop Bad Breath Right in Its Tracks
Wearing a face mask has the added benefit of stopping bad breath. If you forget to brush your teeth or eat a particularly pungent meal, slip on a face mask and never think twice about the smell of your breath.
Your bad breath is unable to escape the mask because the small microscopic particles that cause your breath to come off as smelly to others are trapped in the fibers of the mask. You can think of it in the same way a duster traps lint and dust specks from your furniture.
8. Never Experience Chapped Lips Again
Again it’s a moisturizing thing. The go to way to fix chapped lips is to use a lip balm or petroleum jelly. I wouldn’t be caught dead using petroleum jelly though. Look at the name, “petroleum”, that’s what they put in cars for crying out loud. I don’t want gasoline anywhere near my mouth. Not to mention all the other toxic chemicals they use to keep chap-stick from spoiling on the shelves.
Give me the natural solution! Wearing a face mask is the all-natural solution to bringing the moisture straight to your lips. No need for limp balm and it’s chemical compounds!
9. Effortlessly Reduce Your Body Fat Percentage
You have been on walks or hikes where you see someone training with a mask. Well, you too can train! Wearing a mask daily will, without any additional effort, help you loose weight and meet your fitness goals. No more fad diets or exercising for hours on end. Simply throw on a mask when you leave the house and BAM pounds of fat will just melt right off your body!
10. Never Suffer From RBF Again
We all know what resting bitch face is, or more commonly referred to as RBF. You wouldn’t be caught dead looking like that. This can cause immense stress in your life. Constantly worrying if you have RBF. Frequently checking in mirrors or asking friends can be taxing on not only yourself but everyone around you.
Stop fearing RBF, and wear a mask. No one will ever know if you have RBF again. Simple as that, how awesome is that bio-hack?
Whatever the reason, we can all agree about the positives of wearing a face mask outweigh the negatives! Don’t fall for the gimmicks of mass media. Spread the knowledge and improve your life by wearing a face mask.