Actually it isn’t. Or at least it isn’t much, if at all, worse than regular in-person voting. Ever think of that?
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Erikpedia Is Back
It’s 2020, the world is near it’s end. The last thing we need is satirical comments about our lives because the reality is more comical than the imaginary.
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Welcome to Erikpedia
It’s not Science, It’s Erikpedia
Here we will disprove common misconceptions with information that is loosely based on fact. My goal is to, at the very least, create more common misconceptions that are even more damaging to society.
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Birds aren’t real
Read on to learn how you’ve been fooled this whole time. Thanks Nature!
Do you live in a warm climate? Perhaps near the beach. Are you constantly refilling your window wiper fluid spending tens of dollars on fluid every couple months? Are you irritated by visiting the auto parts store every time you need to top up this blue mystery juice? Well I’ve got the solution for you. Every mechanic hates this trick.
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Miatas are sports cars
The miata is brilliant work of engineering. It is small, light, takes corners fast, and is regarded as one of the most fun cars to drive ever built. This sports car has drawn a following for decades providing the excellent driving experience of a british roadster while being as reliable as any other Japanese car.
- Discuss how it’s not ok to double dip, then proceed to double dip and claim everyone said it was OK
- Open all the individually packed plastic wear sets because you want everyone to have their own knife.
- When a coworker brings a dog into the office, treat said dog in a way that would be disconcerting if that dog were a human being.
- Berate your coworkers for putting guacamole on a burrito because it is gross while squeezing every last drop of ketchup out of a packet onto your burrito.
- Have an obsession with young boys who carry rings down the aisle during a wedding.
- Eat only cheese pizza, and act pretentious about the state of burnt cheese on top.
- Bring melted chocolates to the office.
- Be offended when offered ranch dressing to dip your onion rings into.
- Parade around the office with half chewed banana chunks on a white paper napkin and set said napkin on the communal kitchen table. Proceed to discuss how a fellow office mate will enjoy eating these leftovers.
- Throw plastic eating utensils at your coworkers. It inspires friendly competition.
- Run around the office shouting bang bang at every coworkers who passes by a dog.
To be continued…
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Science has discovered a new SUPER FOOD
You’ll never guess what it is. This delicious salty food, that for ages has been thought to be incredibly unhealthy was just recently discovered as an incredible super food. No longer will this yummy breakfast snack be associated with clogged arteries, no, this food actually prevents the build up of bad cholesterol.
Some may think that a cyclops has it much harder than most, depth perception is off, and people think they are weird. But there is one incredible advantage a cyclops has that will blow your mind. Read on to learn the surprising fact about cyclopes submitted by the renowned Anna M.
